See this internet patch from MS Corporation

[Walter]

Microsoft Customer

this is the latest version of security update, the
"December 2003, Cumulative Patch" update which fixes
all known security vulnerabilities affecting
MS Internet Explorer, MS Outlook and MS Outlook Express.
Install now to protect your computer
from these vulnerabilities, the most serious of which could
allow an attacker to run executable on your computer.
This update includes the functionality of all previously released patches.


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[Morpheal]

Ok, ok, if someone gets the patch and wears
it... will they then be able to kick their
internet habit ? Will it really take away
those nasty withdrawal symptoms, from their
going cold turkey from doing several packs
of internet a day ?????

Get those internet patches. They will save your life.

M.

[anonymouse unbeknownst]

Post by Morpheal
Get those internet patches. They will save your life.
M.

Actually, all the variety of patch under discussion will do is fuck up your
computer, and piss a lot of other people off as it gleefully repicates
itself all over the 'Net.

[Morpheal]

Actually, all the variety of patch under discussion will do is fuck up your computer, and piss a lot of other people off as it gleefully repicates itself all over the 'Net.

Isn't that what I said ? It's Computoban, the amazing anti internet
remedy. Guaranteed to work, every time. Simply apply the patch, as
directed, and it will work while you relax. Nothing could be easier.

M.

[B.L. Zebub]

Post by Morpheal
Ok, ok, if someone gets the patch and wears
it... will they then be able to kick their
internet habit ? Will it really take away
those nasty withdrawal symptoms, from their
going cold turkey from doing several packs
of internet a day ?????
Get those internet patches. They will save your life.
M.

What they will get is a computer virus.